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By Nickname - 27/08/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML

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By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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By Amrit - 03/04/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML

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Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By mommy - 18/04/2014 02:31 - United States - North Andover

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Bro - 25/03/2019 12:00

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Today, I found out that my wife of five years is also my half-sister. She has no idea, I don't know how to tell her, and I've never been more turned on. FML

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By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 17:59

Spicy

Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 20 August 2018 20:35

How old are your kids? I'm a little concerned that they were well aware of the fact that your wife was having an affair and that they didn't report it to you.

interesting33 36

Monday 20 August 2018 18:52

you have got to wonder how people can be so cruel to each other.

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Faguni 3

Monday 27 August 2018 17:21

F.R.I.E.N.D.S 2.0?

ARISKomuniszt 24

Monday 27 August 2018 20:22

Take the kids and run for the hills...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 27 August 2018 21:51

Sorry you were so badly betrayed, OP.

mightyjoe2 11

Monday 27 August 2018 21:53

Well look at the bright side you can see them both naked at the same time

Curiousgeorgejc 1

Tuesday 28 August 2018 2:53

This could go one of threeways ...

Curiousgeorgejc 1

Tuesday 28 August 2018 2:54

This could go one of threeways ...

anothermaria 9

Tuesday 28 August 2018 12:41

wow.Those ladies showed you no respect man. that's pure evil

Jac8675309 4

Thursday 30 August 2018 2:37

did you at least ask if they needed a hand?

fde2blknimout 18

Friday 7 September 2018 8:40

How did you kill them?

Jaimmy Jury 17

Wednesday 27 February 2019 21:57

I think what's scares you is the one thing they have in common is sex with you haha lol jks

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