Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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Lock your doors

By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

vampirate 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

Comments

Mr_Serious 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:33

# 19 and #22 Idiocracy in the flesh lol

guitardedman 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:34

wow. calling the cops on your reflection... too bad they didn't arrest you for scaring yourself so badly. i mean what are you doing being reflected inside your own house? please adopt.

Loe_307 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:34

#8 "I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house." Pretty dead give away that it's a GUY. How did you not know it was you when you made eye contact???? Please don't breed.

coffeennicotine 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:38

Wow, how stupid and ugly are you to scare yourself with your own reflection? And you called the cops? You're a "man" supposedly, right? Then act like one.

PieGuy 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:46

im guessing your mom dropped you on your head one too many times?

cherrytwiz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:47

"holy shit! that guy broke into my house! OH GOD, he looks just like me! HE STOLE MY IDENTITY!" awww poor you though...

piguy314 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:52

WOW paranoid delusion

kapay 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:55

The same thing happened to my girlfriend the other day but in my car. She was outside looking in the passenger side door and saw her own reflection. She jumped thinking a stranger snuck into my car or that my mom was hiding in the car and looked at her.