Love: Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho... - FML

By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML

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BusinessTurtle 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 20:10

OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.

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princessAj1 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:00

Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:00

Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.

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rozsrredd 16

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:07

Cops, NOW!

bstaub3 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:11

Lose this girl for real! Call the police or bring another really hot broad home to have crazy hot sex with. Make sure she can hold her own in a bar fight first though.

NicoleAshley10 0

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:28

She is pyscho. My advice is get a restraing order on her.

DivineSunshine 1

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:42

Call the cops ASAP!

yousuck44 11

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:45

Bitches be crazy.

dankoneon 3

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:12

Call the cops. And/or put hot sauce in her underwear and bras

baileymarie102 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:25

Restraining order! If that don't work, run and move...

leeburns 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:39

You got a stage 10 clinger code pink ( person, insane, next, kidnapping)

timanddavelive 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:48

Ummmmm, Call the f#cking cops!

blahblahblah5_x 13

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:54

Oh dear. Call the police!

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