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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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You deserved it 8 153

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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You deserved it 3 775

By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Kurai_tenshi 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:09

did you already start driving?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:22

Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend

Comments

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:15

Hey you saved yourself a long-ass drive and the humiliation of finding out after the fact. Quit being a whiny butt and look on the bright side of things! There are plenty of fish in the sea/rivers/lakes etc. I'm sure you'll find someone who can appreciate your desperation.

FMLcommenterGIRL 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:25

That may be true, but I'm guessing there aren't too many fish in the gulf. Lame joke I know, but I had to.

Desperation 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:28

Desperation agrees.

lilmissy1290 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:12

32 you are a ****** up person.. coming from some1 on the gulf coast.. there is a special place in hell for you

Apolloholix13 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:17

that was really uncalled for, don't do it again sir.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 28 June 2010 0:23

C'mon now, they said they were joking. Quit taking it personally and getting butthurt about it.

Apolloholix13 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:27

hahaha the joke itself is actually clever, but some people find that kind of humor extrememly offensive. it was kinda like Eminem: uncalled for but awesome nonetheless.

BeyondDespair 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:17

Damnn.

moodybaby 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:19

12 hours away? thats so sad..

CaptCesar 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:19

Most long distance relationships never work out, >,< fyl though .-.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:22

Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:24

Not sure how that would've been worse. Cheating is cheating.

3mi1y_ 16

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:22

awh : theres WAY too many cheating FMLs on here :( it's quite sad. i'd kick him in the balls if i were you..

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:23

I don't think we should necessarily assume that it is a long distance relationship. She may have been moving there as well in a short period of time and he had just gone ahead before her. That being said, it is awfully depressing always seeing these "my boyfriend/husband cheated on me" FMLs. Seems like humanity has lost what honor it may have had, if it ever had any at all.