Health: Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 10:27 - United States

Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML

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narrowords 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:05

The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?

melbournearsenal 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !

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HairyPunisher 27

Saturday 7 January 2012 2:19

While I'm sorry that you broke your arm, I have to admit that you deserved it for trying to be an attention ***** to begin with. If you had made a status update that no one commented on I would think differently but posting a picture just screams "pay attention to me" so everyone ignored you because the break clearly wasnt life threatening.

Mf2307 15

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:05

dont u love how insensitive people can be?

Glassmaster 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:06

You deserve it for expecting sympathy, drama queen.

braddah112233 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:58

Its sad that u crave attention from facebook

roxybeachgirl7 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:01

Facebook is stupid. And I'm sure your close friends are family will ask you when they see you in person.

fatandsexyful 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:38

R u ok

Josiah224 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:48

Well you put it on FB... Of course your ok

lovesmydamnation 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:52

Haha sounds like ur name is cade

littlecityof 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:52

Attention seeker, much?

x0xJLYNNx0x 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:01

Maybe you shouldn't have tried to get sympathy u probably seemed like u were looking for attention just saying. Hope you feel better

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