By Kat - 08/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML
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jujuburd 0

Ok, how did that guy get a job when I have no record and am unemployed?

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Mistress_Puppy 0

Wow, well I bet that friend only showed you that 'cause you were getting on her nerves about bragging. Also, You might want to watch your back at night.

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jujuburd 0

Ok, how did that guy get a job when I have no record and am unemployed?

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Metzler31 17

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Cobra731 0

YDI for being a pompous, egotistical bitch. Learn some modesty.

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tifdunc 14

Your coworker saved you from possibly rape. You got lucky

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Loh_Superman 14

Because he is a good person ? You can become a registered sex offender for peeing in public in like a parking garage

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Xinxinix 0

Oh wow, so those friendly compliments didn't mean what you thought they ment.

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Mistress_Puppy 0

Wow, well I bet that friend only showed you that 'cause you were getting on her nerves about bragging. Also, You might want to watch your back at night.

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Cassy_fml 0

That's seriously unsettling... FYL I think the comments on your fashion sense were a tip-off, I mean I think it's out of place for a boss if he often makes them.

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DanceRox9008 0

who would say you deserved that? no one deserves to have a boss who is a registered sex offender.....unless they're a hooker... so yeah that sucks

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sunnyskys 25

lol ummm not even then would...oh wait....that bitch would make some money right? I wonder....

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Cassy_fml 0

#7: So you're saying sex trade workers deserve sexual violence? Very nice and witty. I guess prostitutes aren't human anymore, just like those people who think any man or woman deserves to live with the threat of brutality. </sarcasm mode>

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zeemac 0

I believe what he meant was that if you were a hooker that you were more likely to have a boss who was a sexual offender

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rooneyroo 0

If you wanted to use a mock HTML code for sarcasm, you'd need an open tag too. Hahaha Also, sex workers are not as human as say, a fourth grade teacher or a policeman. They're all biologically human but not in terms of self worth.

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sunnyskys 25

nice come back....sounds like your a hard believer of your views/ opinions. but still....nice work

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Laexxey 4

you know that there are countries out there, where prostitution is legal and as much of a normal job as cashier or security guard, right?

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ohdamn_fml 2

Haha gross. Did it tell you for what? It's not always like rape or sexual assault

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ObsessedWithGays 7

Yeah this kid at my school is a registered sex offender now just because he pantsed someone lol.

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