Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them....

By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Pick out the picks - 24/09/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 05:01 - Norway

Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML

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By Ouchies - 01/10/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

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By mandythepandy - 04/03/2017 04:00

Today, same as every other day, I had to pick up around 8 spoons because my cats love to take them and drop them on the floor around my house so they can listen to the noise. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Spice

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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Sunday 26 August 2012 19:53

That's too bad. Did you count all of them to make sure you didn't lose any?

deathpotato 11

Sunday 26 August 2012 19:53

A firm grip usually fixes that problem.

Comments

missjennjones 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:56

haha how funny xD

brookemurray17 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 6:45

That's what vacuums and the store are for.

pocoipoco 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 21:37

I was expecting a rain man moment there- disappointing.

Batmark 10

Friday 31 August 2012 12:38

why did it take 20 minutes to pick up the toothpicks? 500 toothpicks really isn't a lot of toothpicks... if you picked them up one at a time then you would average 2.4 seconds handling each toothpick before moving on to the next toothpick, but if you picked them up in groups it would have gone a lot faster... unless you stopped every so often to spend a moment thinking about how clumsy you were to drop them in the first place. hopefully experience in toothpick clean-up paid off and the 2nd recovery of the picks went a lot faster.