Embarrassing, Clothes and Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to...

By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 17:00

Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:30

It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.

reader1 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:40

#27-Depending on where she bought the shirt, it could mean a lot of things. I'm female and I've been perfectly comfortable in a Medium in some stores, than needed a Large or X-Large in others. This also comes into play if the OP has large boobs, because it is harder to find Small or Mediums that'll accentuate that. It all depends on the manufacturer and doesn't necessarily mean that the poster is fat.

Comments

youbloodyfool 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:55

why didn't you wash it before use?

mobitsfa 1

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:03

I think people could probably already tell you're an xl without the sticker.

ZeroZenX 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:15

Heh, that's not really a bad thing. Maybe you'll get some numbers from it later ;)

beechy1996 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:18

I thougt it was different sizes for boobs anyway or is it an american thing?

squirm 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:22

#31 I know where you are coming from. Its really annoying, if you are like me and not ultra thin or thin and you are shopping, where your friends go and they can get clothes that fit, unlike us who have to go into aldult sizes because we are not thin enough for the sizes. #36 sizes get bigger for you fat aswell as your boobs.

bearie_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:44

Don't worry. Happens to everyone. Had someone "guess" my inseam once. I was freaked out till they told me I had the 38x30 sticker running down the back of my pants leg still. xD And to all the folks saying how she needs to lose weight and crap, unfortunately "XL" is average for women. I'm sure she's fine.