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By Major3 - 11/03/2013 02:16 - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 904
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miz_kamakazi 11

YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.

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AkshaySauce 5

There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

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mentalkayse 7

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poindextrr 2

sucked in u scum c**t! i hope she kicked u hard enough so u will never produce again...

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NippsSlipps 10

I miss the days people would say 'sucked in'. Gosh it bring back memories :P

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Twisted_Angel 17

Idiot. You deserve it for putting yourself in that position. I hope she leaves your sorry ass.

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sakana_fml 7

Wow, FYL. It's gotta suck to be you. You don't deserve this. That is, you don't deserve to be so oblivious to how pathetic you are.

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ilulife 4

You're an asshole, you know that right?

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mrFTW 3

Well. You seriously ****** that one up. Definitely FHL, not yours. Cheating douche.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

YDI cause your a jerk for cheating on your wife. Sorry but the truth hurts sometimes and hearing people cheating on their spouses just really pisses me off -.-

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Sidel 11

Well, you shouldn't have cheated on her. Especially not without protection. Idiot.

eddeeezzyy 19

What is it with all the fmls of people cheating on each other? Seriously, just drop out of the relationship if you're not gonna be committed to one. Smh -_-

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