Love and Kids: Today, I became a father. I don't know how to tell my wife. FML - FML

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By Timon Nowak - 07/10/2017 21:45 - Poland - Grabownica Starzenska

Today, I became a father. I don't know how to tell my wife. FML

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really_dad? 14

Saturday 7 October 2017 22:29

You expect sympathy? **** you stop putting your penis in everything you see

ezrajab 22

Saturday 7 October 2017 22:44

Serves you right never cheat and hurt someone you are supposed to be with exclusively! YDI

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314STLMO247 5

Monday 9 October 2017 20:57

Shit, I don’t know what to tell you. Just know this won’t be pretty. Good luck to ya.

DragonMaiden7 15

Tuesday 10 October 2017 0:25

It's such a shame when innocent children who did nothing wrong have such tactless and immoral parents they must depend on. You better be the best father, because already you've shit the bed.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Wednesday 11 October 2017 20:33

You disgusting poor excuse of a man. I hope she divorces you immediately and gets everything she can get. I hope you regret your actions for the rest of your miserable life.

aurora1997 2

Tuesday 17 October 2017 10:32

That’s a piece of shit thing to do in the first place

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