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By drunkie - 09/05/2016 02:21 - United States - Mcminnville
Today, I awoke at 3am in the hospital, smelling of vomit, and having lost my wallet. This was followed by a 2-mile walk home. I now completely understand why I am single; not the walk of shame I had envisioned. FML.