By hatemyboss - 13/04/2012 00:37 - United States - Alameda

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
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emeraldisle 30

So you have that type of boss. Sorry OP. We've all been there

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eltapatio16 5

He should of just left you at the one you were at, but that's what you get for asking a simple question now a days.

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gracehi 31

Your boss was just imposing his authority over you to make himself feel powerful. You know what that means, OP? He's very insecure and probably has a really shitty life. There, now don't you feel better? :)

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mellophone21 0

Authoritarianism: sacrificing privileges for the protection of the workplace

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perdix 29

Tell you boss you wish he had a bigger dick and hope your strange reverse magic also works on him;)

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berichsoon 11

Ask for a smaller one, you may get the wanted at the first place

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luckyd880 12

I hate when people post on here "sorry" or "lol" or "haha" what a waste of a comment! So unnecessary. Leave this space for the fml fights (the best) and funny/clever comments :)

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pookberry 4

HAHA SORRY 22 but your comment was pretty much just as pointless. LOL :D

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muFilter 19

39, what are you doing to Pedobear? He looks mortified!

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wlddog 14

39 is trying to use the duck face to get Pedobear shot. BANG!! Duck season.

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pookberry 4

That's grumpy bear! And I was giving him a kiss to make him feel better. Guess you didn't notice the hospital bracelet on his arm :/

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muFilter 19

No, 39, I hadn't noticed the hospital bracelet. Well, that's sweet of you then, I guess. Unless you're the one who put him in the hospital in the first place... DUN DUN DUN

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br0ccoli 14

"in my own little corner, in my own little chair, I can be whatever I want to be ..."

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idontknowyou123 0

Try reverse phsycology. Say 'Sir, I love my small cubicle! I wish it was smaller though... Not cozy enough!'

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LSS_fml 18

Put a big mirror one one of the walls and your cubicle will appear twice the size.. Probably even the same size as your old one (:

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Doxy 22

Maybe it's payback for flirting and telling the receptionist who happens to be his wife that she's bangable. (other FML reference)

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TrentF13 12

Well done, sir. And now it's time to annoy your boss with your small cubicle by having your crap spill out all over the place and into the hall. :)

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