By knifewow - 20/10/2016 08:30 - Australia - Ashgrove

Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML
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Iwannarock1 19

ummm, that was dumb.

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UpUpUpUrs 6

The didn't surprise me after having seen the location as Australia (Queensland).

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LyricaSilvan 29

Maybe you should stop using knives until you've got enough common sense not to wave them around mindlessly.

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WalrusSweG 1

you went full retard, never go full retard

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Tsukiyomi 16

At least you don't live in Brisbane. I went there once, there were no flies. If you stabbed yourself in the shoulder there you might really be stupid

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Celestyna 16

Ashgrove is in Brisbane

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PandaBeer 15

This is a perfect example of Darwinism

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CrazyJolteon 0

Your a bloody idiot

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Celestyna 16

I live in ashgrove too :D

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Alex_7759 13

I hope the fly laughed at you.

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