Love: Today, I almost lost my virginity. Almost. I put two condoms...

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 00:16 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I almost lost my virginity. Almost. I put two condoms on wrong and then after the third I couldn't get it up anymore. I can't face the girl I've been in love with for months.

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