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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 August 2012 05:51 / United States - Colorado Springs
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Fortunately for you, how much someone looks like someone else is completely subjective. People tell me that my daughter looks just like me, though I don't see it at all. Don't worry about it, and just keep on fantasising about your brother. Er, I mean about Michael Phelps.

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By  saIty  |  17

Draw a pedostache on your brother. Problem solved?

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What if, stay with me here, her brother bulked up to the size of Michael Phelps, grew his muscles, and won 19 gold medals. Then y'all could have an epic three way.

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  Bluekaren16  |  19

It takes proximity, familiarity, and similarity for someone to like you. 110 once you find someone with two of those qualities you have found the one, but then again there are exceptions to the rules. Its funny how we can be attracted to people who look like us or our family members. Its those qualities that we are use to.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Fortunately for you, how much someone looks like someone else is completely subjective. People tell me that my daughter looks just like me, though I don't see it at all. Don't worry about it, and just keep on fantasising about your brother. Er, I mean about Michael Phelps.

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  Calyx_fml  |  21

And keep remembering how he, a pot smoker has won more Olympic medals than anyone in history.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Absolutely nothing. Calyx is clearly just trying to start up the Weed Debate again like a poor desperate fool because he's got nothing better to do with his life, and getting marijuana advocates to rally beside him makes him feel like he has friends.

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Oh and 39, Larissa Latynina has the most olympic metals.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

Doc, wouldn't it concern you if people made a point of mentioning how little your daughter looks like you. My daughters look like their mother (mercifully) but they have my odd eye colour to reassure me that they're mine.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Drifter - She looked exactly like I did when we were both newborn. That (combined with the fact that I love and trust my wife) has eliminated any concern from my mind. I don't need any reassurance.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

I didn't mean to impugn your wife's honour, I was attempting to say there's a certain pride in continuing the family's dominant appearance traits, but I got sidetracked by personal experience.

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  DocBastard  |  38

randomname0151 - He's held the record for most gold medals since the 2008 Olympics, but he just broke the record for all medals with 19. By the way, I'm very proud of everyone for not feeding the troll. I could cry. *sniff*

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  Calyx_fml  |  21

41, absolutely nothing. That's the point.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

You're right about that, Doc. People always tell me my daughter looks like me when we're out together. When she's out with her dad, he gets told she looks like him. I suppose people just focus on the similar features and ignore the dissimilar ones.

By  botdflove  |  4

Well it was never gonna happen anyway so isn't it good that yewr not looking at hym that way

By  botdflove  |  4

Well it was never gonna happen anyway so isn't it good that yewr not looking at hym that way

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  random_ribbons  |  15

You're going to tell me that you've never thought that a celebrity was attractive and wished that you could be with them? I doubt she actually thought/thinks she'll date him some day, but it's fun to fantasise once in awhile. Have a little fun.

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  EMTchic  |  14

Heyy, leave her alone 1) she's on the iPhone app sometimes they post twice for some reason . 2)I've never fantasized about a famous guy so you can stick that in your juice box and shove it .

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  EMTchic  |  14

94) yes really . Stfu =) And 51) that is exactly what I am saying, i find it exceptionally stupid to be "crushing" on a celebrity because you dont KNOW them, so how can like them ? You think you like them just because they are cute ? That's BS .

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  Legendoflaw  |  4

You gotta remember #29 is 16 and 'engaged'. So of course she has lived life to the fullest already. My daughter would be grounded forever if I found out she was engaged at 16. Yes, my daughter is that old and my son is 17. But of course I'll listen to what juicebox girl has to say.

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  Dimence  |  9

Phelps awesomeness does not come from how many medals he has. The fact that he eats around 10000 calories a day and still has that sixpack is the main reason of his awesomeness.

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  br0ccoli  |  14

I only like watching Phelps as he competes in the backstroke races. Those underwater hip thrusts are definitely a transferrable soft skill. Forget yoga and keep your ribs! Backstrokes are where it's at! ...what was this FML about again?

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