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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

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By jellymoon14 - 28/07/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 17:31

Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML

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By thanks iphone - 30/01/2016 21:05 - United States - Louisville

Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML

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By JT - 12/04/2011 14:19 - Canada

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

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By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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By TimeForANewJob - 16/01/2017 17:47

Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML

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By kubbyp - 03/04/2014 21:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML

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By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

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By Mitch - 08/11/2016 04:50

Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Friday 1 July 2011 0:06

That gives me an idea..

EZ2XLR8 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:07

That's not a terrible idea given the economy.

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AznRiceBox 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:55

very smart

annihil8or 15

Friday 1 July 2011 3:11

They passed away, someone's gotta fill their shoes, right?

grapisy 8

Friday 1 July 2011 3:12

Did you find one?

Mrrevorp 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:13

hey man do what you gotta to get a job. I'm mad I didn't think of that

MissSwiss_27 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:14

good idea

shali14 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:25

I moderated this FML! :) lol

bigmanj28 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:26

Did you find one?

sparky360 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:37

very creative

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Friday 1 July 2011 3:43

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jrmelon91 4

Friday 1 July 2011 4:52

Lame.

hannahtaskey 9

Friday 1 July 2011 3:44

That is actually a pretty good idea.

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Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job, and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said, "How would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML

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Today, on my friend's birthday, I met a guy I really liked at a club, and he asked me to go home with him. At 2 a.m., my friend called but I missed her calls. When I woke up, she'd texted me pictures of all my things that I had at her place thrown outside in the snow. All because I didn’t go home with her. FML

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Today, my college fuck buddy started sending my wife our dirty chat logs. Not only have I not spoken to her in years, but the logs are time/date stamped from when Obama was still President. She's never met my wife and I have no idea what she hopes to get out of this. FML

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

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Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to mosquito repellent. I fly out on a two month trip to India on Saturday. FML

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Today, I got into a screaming match with the mother of my kids. I told her they need to bathe more often. According to her, anything more than once a week is excessive and bad for their skin. My kids play sports and smell like puppies from the pound. She doesn’t care. FML

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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

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