Love and Weddings: Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed...

By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By angryinlaws - 12/10/2013 07:23 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after almost 2 days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 15:00

Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By notmarriedyet - 01/10/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML

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By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?

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savvyjiggly11 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:20

did you wake up in either a elevator or on a roof? because that just makes for good comedy :)

NomadicFlo 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:26

LOL well said.

GamerMatt97 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:27

man that sucks but u kinda of deserve it.

alexistheboss365 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:29

hi five man!!

rj33445 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:36

thats cuz ur not ready lol

okiidokii_fml 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:37

and NOONE woke u up??

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:39

that was sposed to be a sign...

DistanceNow 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:52

Its normal to be late. But not THAT late......

Keylee14205 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:56

damn that sucks

wazup12345 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:14

someones not going to get cake

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