Love: Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend....

By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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Nice outing

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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Mission successful

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:32

she's a **** if she leaves you for that...

SillyAsh 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:56

I'm sure if she really wanted to be your girl, she wouldn't dump you for farting. I fart after sex and in the mornings with my boyf. It's not a big deal.

Comments

_intalek_ 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:52

man HOLD THAT SHITT INNNN

minibrophdawg 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:50

at least u didnt shart

AnnaSeptic 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:59

Haha who dumps someone over a fart?

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:10

Yea, she probably left you because that's never happened before.

DarkMirror 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 18:31

Agree with #6 x333

hanners 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:19

um i don't think she will break up with you...

TheECP 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 5:33

Dude, if a girl leaves you because you pass gas she doesn't deserve a boyfriend.

LifeIsUnlegit 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:53

If she dumps you just because you farted, she's not worth it.

lakeylove 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:42

sphhhhhlllrlrlrph (fart noises) UH UH UH oh baby FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL??? DID UR ASS EXPLODE WITH UR CRAP? OH BABY NOOOOOOOOOO and she runs away and forgerts to put dress backon but doesnt relizes it cuz ur farts stink like hell.