Miscellaneous: Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie,...

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Copycat.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Try to be more original next time.

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Neckyl 6

Monday 10 February 2014 19:17

Attention hog. Don't try to steal someone else's thunder.

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 13:52

That's cause it already happened dipstick

cwl727 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 20:31

Nobody likes a copy cat.

chuksnwali 34

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:05

Don't be an attention *****.

_awesomeness585 11

Wednesday 17 December 2014 6:44

The moment has passed

ItsAlejandraa 14

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:36

Lol YDI copycat

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:29

The sodas were a bit harsh but for a moocher like yourself, that sounds like free popcorn!

MozillaHostile 21

Tuesday 13 October 2015 8:15

Why would you do the same thing? That's like telling your friend their own joke ten minutes after they told it to you.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Friday 5 January 2018 4:17

nobody likes a copy cat!

peterblackmer91 12

Wednesday 2 June 2021 2:50

Why would you attempt the same thing when it's just been done? No wonder people threw shit at you.

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