Love: Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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snowmount07 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:11

The Easter bunny is a dick

akvandervort 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:09

Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(

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coe08 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:23

I'm so sorry good luck :)

jasonll81 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:52

Shouldn't have married the Easter bunny!

Nwthatzfunny 9

Monday 9 April 2012 0:20

Wow bad thing to find

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:30

Oh, happy day.

claudio117 12

Monday 9 April 2012 1:25

It was

olpally 32

Monday 9 April 2012 1:34

Op is a guy... Look under comment 20 you judgmental fools...

rayofsunahine25 4

Monday 9 April 2012 1:47

that's clever

iWoggle 6

Monday 9 April 2012 2:21

How creative. -__- People are so harsh sometimes...

mariesodem 6

Monday 9 April 2012 3:09

Wow, that's classy

anongrl5846 19

Monday 9 April 2012 3:41

Lol

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