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By aurorason - 06/02/2010 06:25 - France

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 17:30 - United States

Today, my boss had a "team-building" event, which involved a game of trust falls. As I fell backwards, my coworkers failed to catch me, and I crumbled onto the floor. I'm now spending the afternoon in the ER with a sprained ankle, and my boss called to check if I still trust the team. Great bonding experience, guys. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 12:17

dont they always clap when an "injured" player gets back up ?

Sugalumps 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:20

How do you know they weren't clapping out of respect? When a player is injured during a sports game and doesn't get up right away, it is customary to clap out of respect if they are able to later stand. It actually shows they're happy you're okay...

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Bertha5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:05

if u've every player any sport b4, u would no tht clapping is good;)

sammy22 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:25

If you spoke well, you would know all your mistakes in your comment

Abe12 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:12

u know they were clapping because u were okay, not because u fell?

Blahp 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:03

Rofl the metal chairs didn't "decide" to fold in.

rihannalover 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:16

1. metal chairs technically don't "decide" to fold in, they are designed that way. 2. when you get up and people clap they are showing respect that you stood up. it's happened to me a couple times. a guy on the team got hit in the head and laid down for a good 3 minutes before getting up. everyone clapped, and i think he had a concussion. another time, this other guy on the team was walking when the quarter (basketball) ended he was walking and a guy from the other team started to shoot (basketball) and they literally got tangled up. it was pretty funny, but the shooting guy's arm got caught under my school team guy's neck and the guy on our team was down for a few minutes. they clapped when he got up. it's a good thing dude. i don't know how you thought it was bad.