By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

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Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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LeoF_fml 0

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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rebelfarmer19 0

you mean she didnr put on her hazmat suit too?? lmao

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perdix 29

Smart girl! I've always thought that those girls in the facial videos were idiots for taking it in the eye. Some girls believe that semen is good for the skin. I'm not sure if this is true, but I fully endorse thorough scientific investigation of that hypothesis.

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FYLDeep 25

That would be great to add to the semen benefits list. We already know that it soothes the throat.

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Enslaved 36

"Facial video"? Is that what you call them? My throat all in a sudden got a tad bit scratchy after read this.(:

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perdix 29

Yes, "Facials" is a category on your better **** sites. Although the girls accept the donations on their faces, they often harvest at least some of it for throat soothing purposes. They may have irritated their throats earlier in the extraction process.

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JiggaJayZ 16

63- Don't change your pic.. It makes me giggle every time I see it :)

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chels1994 11

At least she was using her head

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Can't blame her for being prepared! Although.. it would look weird:/

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Megpie1991 12

If you had a steampunk fetish that wouldn't have been an issue

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bubo_fml 10

Nice, but 1/2 assed...Might as well go the full 9 & put on a swimming cap, nose plugs, spray on scotch guard, etc...

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bubo_fml 10

Couldn't she shower afterwards?

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