By FenRackety - 10/05/2013 12:37 - Canada

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
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txgirl2013 14

"Aw you made me INK!!"

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Tigerblossom 19

Do you work at an aquarium or a pet shop? Because if its a pet shop you can't have the animals getting too "attached" to you.

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perdix 29

It probably looked like you were dancing arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm.

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ChronicBluntz420 7

That was wack perdix.

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flockz 19

slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slap-slaps ChronicBluntz420.

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doodlecloud 26

Wait...11 arms? Who does the last one belong to?!

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ilovedinosawers 17

An Asian chick. Who happened to be watching.

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Omniprism 14

Sounds like you have an awesome job. Seriously.

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123man 11

Octopuses rule! That being said, I wouldn't want one attached my face. Hopefully it didn't get you with its beak!

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Sweetpea22 14

Lets hope it wasn't a blue ringed octopus

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perdix 29

#40, Octopi. You should know the correct plural of your masters.

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CaptainBlack 18

Actually that's not the plural, since it's not a latin noun. It's greek; the correct plural is either octopodes or octopuses.

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dickstra 2

Look it up octopuses or octopi they both work

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skyeyez9 24

A Blue ringed octopus is very small. I pictured a very large octopus wrapping its tentacles completely around poor OP's face. And I doubt one would just casually handle a blue ringed one

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perdix 29

#58, I just did a crossword puzzle on the plane, and an answer was "octopi," so I guess I win ;)

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123man 11

@58, It's a sad state of affairs that you got neg'd for providing the most factual response about the plural of octopus. Dictionaries list both because dictionaries change with how people talk and as languages evolve. So both are shown because so many people use the incorrect "octopi".

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stitch23 6

Omg that's hilarious! Seriously, where do you work?

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Enslaved 36

Beware. By tomorrow morning, you might turn into Doctor Octopus!

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Kuramasan_fml 12

I thought that only happened in animes XD

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Chazzzor 10

Why in God's name did you put your face close enough to an octopus for this to happen? Are you stupid or have a thing for octopus?

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Sweetpea22 14

Depends on the species. If the tentacles were long enough it could have easily latched on OP's face while he was holding it from a distance

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CaptainBlack 18

Sorry dude, but your life is awesome.

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