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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Quest_ 13

Friday 12 November 2010 12:12

Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

munkee_6669 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:15

looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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RebelHeart7 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:20

that guygirl must be really desperate with your behavior toward him/her to do such a gross thing. U probably deserve it, think about it and try to be a good person.

vballchick101 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:42

Eww..

PaedoInASpeedo 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:00

You have something on your chest, by the way.

oliver86 8

Friday 12 November 2010 15:01

someone has the ***** with you

deilajt 5

Friday 12 November 2010 15:05

Aw, shit.

ComMed1 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:06

^ shhhhh he thinks he's a big deal. we can't ruin that for him

iheartglasses 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:16

Thats what you get for not keeping your wallet on your body at all times... But thats also pretty extreme for that person to have done that..

lilykat84 4

Friday 12 November 2010 15:34

WTF?

iSpasticFantasti 14

Friday 12 November 2010 15:35

I'm pretty curious as to what you did to deserve that. :/ Either you're in the wrong or they're full of shit. Ba-dum-dum!

jkjorn 15

Friday 12 November 2010 16:25

correction: they *were* full of shit.. now the envelope is!

iSpasticFantasti 14

Friday 12 November 2010 16:28

#75 Ba-dum-dum x 2.

LMeltdown 4

Friday 12 November 2010 16:01

Hope you called the police or hired an investigator. That's a sign of a sick person. If you did something to tick them off, they should be able to confront you face-to-face and attack the situation. That is just a form of disgusting mental rape.