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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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By em from Cali - 28/07/2012 08:07 - United States - Visalia

Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Nola - 27/04/2017 12:00

Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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kut17 11

Monday 18 March 2013 8:55

I'm guessing you work either at Walmart or a gas station.

DarkSeekerX94446 14

Monday 18 March 2013 8:54

I will never be able to un-see the mental image..

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trellz17 19

Monday 18 March 2013 8:59

Which part is the FML, eating nachos off the floor or the no pants?

ironichalibut 24

Monday 18 March 2013 9:03

Both? Yeah, I think both sounds about right. :)

trellz17 19

Monday 18 March 2013 14:23

Super thanks for clearing that up

hahafmls 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 8:50

Super thanks for posting a stupid comment to begin with.

cosmosis 12

Monday 18 March 2013 9:01

Hmm i think ive seen this porno before...

ironichalibut 24

Monday 18 March 2013 9:04

You've either been watching some pretty crazy pornos, or I'm the pope.

JellyBalls 18

Monday 18 March 2013 9:05

"Grandma Takes On Cheesy Load IV"

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 18 March 2013 9:08

Grandma and the hole in 2.

ICastillo 24

Monday 18 March 2013 18:54

Grandma's Nacho surprise 2!!!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 18 March 2013 9:01

Grandma's still recovering from her night out last night! Now that's how you party.

asia3pea90 13

Monday 18 March 2013 9:06

Bathsalts are a bitch....

FightMyLiger 19

Monday 18 March 2013 13:31

I laughed :)

MetallicaFTW 16

Monday 18 March 2013 17:54

I didn't.

shabbydoooo 8

Monday 18 March 2013 9:09

Such a mean lady she didn't share with you. I mean who doesn't love nachos off the floor. *YUCK*

diaosi 4

Monday 18 March 2013 9:13

Too bad you can't post pictures on FML.

Kallian_fml 21

Monday 18 March 2013 9:24

Uh, yeah. Because that would be something everyone wants to see...

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Monday 18 March 2013 15:42

I would absolutely love to see a picture of this!!! Get on this fml!

pie_flavor 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 4:44

Yeah, you can. Moron.

kait11 16

Monday 18 March 2013 9:27

When I'm grey and wrinkled- I'd rather be on the floor in a random bathroom with no pants on doing whatever I can why I still can, than in a hospital bed or a wheel chair being fed through a tube or a straw. Sounds like she's living her life :) now that's the way to go down- freaking out the future generation along the way

Spark_Slicker 19

Monday 18 March 2013 11:06

Are you actually saying carpe diem to this?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 18 March 2013 15:48

Living with mental instability is not the same as "living the life".

Fsvb 32

Monday 18 March 2013 21:03

living her life? This sounds to me like an old lady with dementia who doesn't know what she's doing. Believe me, that is no fun.

chelo96 11

Monday 18 March 2013 9:39

can't waste nachos.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 18 March 2013 9:42

I can't tell what more disgusting...eating food off the floor of a public bathroom or old lady ass. :X

Mr_Satan 11

Monday 18 March 2013 9:56

I figure it depends on which way the lady was facing

b_rizo 6

Monday 18 March 2013 20:01

I'm pretty sure that either way she faced it couldn't be pretty

Wizardo 33

Monday 18 March 2013 9:55

St. Patrick's Day did its magic, ****** everyone up I guess.

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