Intimacy: Today, at the wee hours of morning (1am) I went and picked up... - FML

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By Disaster - 11/12/2016 20:13

Today, at the wee hours of morning (1am) I went and picked up a girl to screw around. She's smart, beautiful, and fun to hang out with. Things were going well and we'd had sex a couple of times. At around 6am, I went to go down on her, and puked all over her lady parts. FML.

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Emma1562 35

Monday 12 December 2016 5:42

FHL

pandaxpress 19

Monday 12 December 2016 8:06

Was this a taste or texture issue?

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TheBestAround23 13

Monday 12 December 2016 4:30

something smells a little fishy

Emma1562 35

Monday 12 December 2016 5:42

FHL

pandaxpress 19

Monday 12 December 2016 8:06

Was this a taste or texture issue?

WeirdUS 29

Monday 12 December 2016 12:04

Were you sick or have too much to drink because there's really no coming back from that. You can't send flowers for sorry I threw up on your naughty bits.

Lollyman 2

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:40

Nothing tha a bit of dedicated cleaning won't solve. Now, that is a great way to end the night!

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