Miscellaneous: Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 04:39 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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5sonic 22

Thursday 16 May 2013 12:01

Some people in this world. :/

Lizza330 28

Thursday 16 May 2013 12:01

Well on the bright side you might've saved someone's life. :)

Comments

LyraAlluse 25

Friday 17 May 2013 3:32

Sounds like the time my sister stole my credit card and I was the one who got in trouble for leaving it in a place she could find it.

K410 18

Friday 17 May 2013 3:52

Ladies and gentlemen our god damned society

ohio53 6

Friday 17 May 2013 4:09

It's all good OP, that person will be going to the equivalent of hell someday.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 17 May 2013 4:55

People are idiots. We should put them in the frontiers and save good people that have honor respect and some damn common sense. But most people are raises not to have anything but take take take from good people

jdrappi 12

Friday 17 May 2013 5:26

People are shitty

acami2012 5

Friday 17 May 2013 6:12

some people are just assholes and should remember karma is a bitch!

sonnyrosa 32

Friday 17 May 2013 7:15

Aww, that's just terrible OP! Send me your email address and I will etransfer you $40. You should be rewarded with nothing but gratitide for saving a man's life, not at any kind of loss. I'm sorry this happened. People really suck. You don't though :) you're awesome!

afwritoes 14

Friday 17 May 2013 11:35

Some people are just pathetic. Keep it cool op.

chuckcloninger 12

Friday 17 May 2013 19:55

It boggles the mind when you consider the evil that exists in the world. My parents home was robbed while everyone was at the funeral. Police told us it was common practice for thieves to look in the obits for funeral times so they would know when everyone would be gone.