Dogs and Animals: Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted...

By ugh - 25/04/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

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Cough up

By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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That's just cruel

By forever dog-less - 22/12/2018 04:00

Today, my mom told me to go meet a rescue dog. After doing all my research and emailing shelters left and right, I finally got a call. It went well! Then, my mom told me it would never happen. I'm still expecting several emails from the shelters I contacted, so I get to relive this pain. FML

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By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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amelinat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:17

Did you find the dog? Is he ok? I hope he likes his new family. Poor fella, he must have been totally confused.

FMY_FYL 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:16

aww... that sucks so bad. FYL. **** the dogs life, too.

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Lalu_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:08

BA ha ha ha FYL

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:47

ahhh the ironyyy

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Friday 16 April 2010 17:51

That's not an fml. It's a dog with it's own free will.

88sforlife 0

Friday 23 April 2010 5:03

Dumb Asz Dog If U Ask Me

dannyboy66 7

Wednesday 19 May 2010 3:36

to much love for da puppies eyes

Firestar_fml 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 15:09

That sucks

RussianFox 13

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:27

People who say "epic failure" are failures.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Thursday 3 May 2012 3:35

More importantly... I wonder how the dog's doing... I hope he's found a family or good place to live.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 23:21

Did you find the doggie?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 July 2014 17:23

I hope you found him.

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