Intimacy: Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

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Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 02/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I finally sorted out my health insurance and went to the doctor. After seeing my X-rays and confirming I still had scoliosis, he also confirmed arthritis in both hips, 2 exploded discs and that I have "the back of a 50 year-old." I'm 24. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By crutchy - 20/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML

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By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML

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Mangascribbler 19

Monday 4 July 2016 18:41

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

SofaKing619 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 5:01

That sucks! But was the sex good?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 August 2016 15:48

Vitamin D...can't go wrong with the D...and Calcium as well...that's good too...

meaganlo 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:12

Doesn't matter. Still had sex.

Grisha_fml 18

Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:23

I won't believe it until I see it... do you have a video of this incident?

BuckNekkid 22

Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:47

get freaky

SomeRandomUser 19

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:12

That's the best way to break it.

zack1876 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:15

You need more calcium and vitamin d.

rad2007 8

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:17

Sounds like you were having fun?

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:18

That sounds intense

Aashi456 2

Tuesday 2 August 2016 18:43

you had sex at 26....! Lucky you..! I am ready to blast my balls...cries in the corner...dark..

alaina1104 11

Tuesday 2 August 2016 19:06

Ouch! Hope you're okay, OP! But I guess if you're going to break your hip, that's the way to do it.

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