Never carry a laptop like that. I have a bag where the shoulder strap goes over my head. Also protects to some degree if I drop it. Use the gps security on the laptop (which you have right?) and report with its serial on the bottom sticker. And hopefully it starts up with a lock screen. My laptop has all this, even if all I did was take pictures of it with the sticker.

This is just sad

sorry about your laptop op, but ydi for allowing yourself to get so overweight that you can't even run.

Hope you had everything backed up!

Lol

People are seriously saying you deserve having your stuff nicked cause you're overweight? Really? What's to say you'd have caught the guy if you were thinner? Hope you get your laptop back.

Possibilities like this are why I try to stay in shape. You never know these days.

How ******* overweight do you have to be where walking on earth is like walking on planet nam (dragon ball anyone?)

Being overweight doesn't justify someone stealing from you. What the **** is wrong with people.

I mean thats pretty ****** up but I gotta hand it to the guy, thats an epic way to outrun someone