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By liftthetrucks - 24/05/2016 17:54 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, at grad practice we were walking down the isle to our seats. As I turned into my row my foot slipped and I knocked over the kid behind me. I was then told to leave the gym and sit in the office for assaulting a kid. FML

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Friday 27 May 2016 1:35

That's extremely harsh that they called it "assault". You merely tripped and knocked the kid over. Hopefully they let you participate in the ceremony.

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Friday 27 May 2016 1:35

That's extremely harsh that they called it "assault". You merely tripped and knocked the kid over. Hopefully they let you participate in the ceremony.

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