By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 440
You deserved it 2 666

Same thing different taste

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monkeyspark 6

He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

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coolcoolfool 0
brilliantbarbie 0

Well, it would kind of kill the punchline had she said "my ex boyfriend," if you ask me. OP, FYL because he's an idiot.

That was a reply to #7, I don't know why it's messing up but oh well.

Call him up about 3am Monday to remind him.

Entity4Infinity 0

lesson number one... dont drunk dial someone or even get drunk for that matter... it never helps anything hes a jerk atleast you got rid of him now.

Hey, chin up. Break-ups always suck. The bright side is you don't have to date a jackass anymore. He didn't even have the courage to man up and do it sober until after he provided himself with the excuse of letting it out whilst drunk. Look, you're obviously a sane girl, with values and with your emotions intact since you came here for an outlet. That already makes you, without knowing anything else about you, a girl with some meaningful substance. That means you've got a very certain chance at finding someone better out there, given that you make the effort. So go out and do so. Good luck

That's actually really cute advice, way to be. :)

You obviously needed to be reminded because you still called him your boyfriend.

failsatlife6 0

....you said he broke up with you yesterday, but stilled referred to him as your "boyfriend." somethings wrong with that sweetie.

tenkenshi 2

He was her boyfriend for the purpose of the FML to not give away the ending

Do you really want to date such a slow learner? I thought not.