By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
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monkeyspark 6

I'd kick his ass.

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Intoxicunt 5

He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

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mahree8mellos 0

He broke up with you, so why would you even answer his 1am phone call?

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blondie44 0

Clearly it would have ruined the story if she said her ex-boyfriend called and broke up with her..

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broadway_fml 0

who gives a **** about the "punchline". tell us the FML how it happened bitch. you deserve to be single

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diemileyjk 0

well maybe he only broke up with u b/c he was drunk?

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meowcat121 0

haha you shoulda totally played with his mind and said "but darling, dont you remember? (and then say something witty like....) OUR WEDDING DAY IS TOMORROW! haha ♥

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konstantine_fml 0

What a dick. Seriously, the guy is a dumbass and I really hope you're better than him and don't drink your emotions away like he does. Please move on from him. He doesn't deserve someone who is willing to answer their phone at 1am when their ex is calling and still listen to him while he's drunk. And I agree, had she referred to him as her "boyfriend" that totally would have killed the punchline. Back on subject, enjoy being free from the drunken bastard. :)

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toliphan 0

Maybe if you were fun and actually went out to have fun with him instead of staying home and being frigid this wouldn't happen to you.

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