Money: Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag....

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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Illblowyourmind 3

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:21

Shit like this always happens in concerts, next time put your money in your bra and then you'd definitely feel if someone tried to steal it xD

xstolix 1

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:29

Damn it swiper I said no swiping. Sorry :)

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BDTM 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:15

the friend should carry her own purse, she's an idiot.

Rawaha 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 0:02

haha ironic isnt it?!?!?

underyourbreath 8

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:29

I bet the guy holding her purse thought he was gona get laid if he held it got to hit on her the whole night. That's why her shit didn't get stolen.

hkburns 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 4:48

This truly sucks! Time better spent guarding your own things rather than manage your friends...

Tysonator 0

Monday 6 December 2010 18:10

YDI for living in the US

LiznessMonster 9

Tuesday 28 December 2010 17:09

In favor of jumping to conclusions, i suggest beating your theiving friend with her purse?

supahnazi 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 7:41

thats hilarious...

wolfpack2206 1

Friday 2 December 2011 5:36

idiot!!!!

Steffi 26

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:58

You shouldn't put money into an open pocket.

chivista1411 3

Monday 20 May 2013 16:45

the irony...

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