Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened...

By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By kel - 10/02/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:20

I totally pictured a montage with "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" playing.

kinky44 28

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:24

Third times the charm

Comments

whY402Jay 12

Saturday 2 March 2013 18:03

The weren't laughing at you, they were laughing at the situation bc that actually sounds funny. It's like something from a cartoon that just so happened to take place in real life.

Jenn50 19

Saturday 2 March 2013 18:11

Were you trying to go in the "Out" door?

Enslaved 36

Saturday 2 March 2013 18:23

"She walked in through the out door, out door She wore a Raspberry beret The kind you find in a second hand store"

maddygirl820 10

Saturday 2 March 2013 18:25

Why would you stand so close to the door?

epiclols 2

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:01

3rd time lucky

alwayswinning123 7

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:03

This reminds me of that fairy odd parents episode where their table was near the door:p

ambitiousnygrl 17

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:54

I got hit in the head with a door once at school. I passed out for what I think was a minute and ended up with a mild concussion and had to be woken up every couple of hours that night. Point is that it's not funny and can happens more than you think.