Miscellaneous: Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over...

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Drunk

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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Jordie210 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:51

what a bitch!

whatevaaaa 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:58

You need to start planning some serious revenge...NOW

Comments

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:05

why couldn't you use the curtain to cover yourself?

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:08

Pics or it didn't happen.

fatherpunk 1

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:20

She wanted to see you naked. And keep the memories.

birds_fml 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:45

Why the hell did you need your roommate to help you up? What are you, 80?

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:46

bahaha, she's feeble

idontloveyou_86 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:28

nobody should ever see anyone else naked, apart from for reproductive purposes to stop the species from dying out.

sydefx 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:09

Do you happen to live under a rock?

idontloveyou_86 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 5:52

i happen to live in my house, which is not under a rock

idontloveyou_86 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:30

that's why my bathroom has a lock on the door and blacked out windows.

Jaj707 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:21

can I have a pic sent to me ?

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:50

Your roomates a creeper. If I got a text pic of my friend who had fallen in the bathtub half naked i prob wouldnt think it was that funny.. of course,. unless they were bleeding or something, then thats worth a giggle ;D kidding.. but yeah, so.. unless your a weirdo and lay your towel on the floor, how could you even reach your towel which was probably on a hanger or on the top of the shower, but you cldnt help yourself up and needed your roomates assistance? Thats weird. I read too many of these comments, .. now im starting to overanalyze everything!! AHHH! Bears,.. Beats,.. Bears eat Beets,.. Battlestar Gallactica..

swimdiva 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:29

I lay my towel on the floor don't judge uncool, uncool.

xo007 1

Thursday 5 November 2009 6:26

ok so this is my post. btw. i fell. hurt my knee. the towel was sitting on the toilet bowl. you cannot see any personal parts. i have known her for years. i was completely sober. and i am 21. thank you.