Transportation: Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle,...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By MLeguillon - 01/09/2014 04:34 - United States - Imperial

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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amerwin 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:57

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.

cavalos94 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:45

dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.

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everlife_333 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:21

aww don't listen to all the haters just use this as an opportunity to loose weight ,eat better, exercise and most importantly be healthy. maybe see a nutritionist and/or join a gym.

thecrazydog 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:23

I swear most of y'all r messed up... kickin someone when there down SMH.. and tht sucks man mustve been rough...

madeline1960 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:26

I can't believe how heartless some of you guys are . No body is perfect .

neverdrinkSODA 12

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:00

pills...

cradle6 13

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:13

Listen to 73. I'm celiac myself and all sorts of weird symptoms can come about from eating wheat.

MrLaryRottweila 1

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:14

fatass

zowieandzander77 1

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:16

what's with the over use of the "as" in FMLs recently. Today, as I am a receptionist, today as I had to go to the bank. so annoying. anyway, OP that sucks but they do offer seatbelt extensions. Use today as a wake up call. little changes in your diet can really work.