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By angelinakaleel - 25/01/2016 05:20 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, as a substitute teacher, I asked my class to write a few paragraphs explaining the quote "you don't know what you've got until it's gone" with an example. Everyone in the whole class used the same example: you don't appreciate the WiFi until it stops working. FML.

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