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By gerligrl97 - 12/06/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

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By december2009 - 04/01/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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futtbuck101 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:30

you better get that food back

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

Yet you call him your "boyfriend".

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abdullahfive 8

Monday 13 June 2011 0:41

wha douche :O

oxemilyxo 5

Monday 13 June 2011 0:41

I like how you probably just stood there and let him do that. Good job.

BrettJ 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:44

Hmm, that seems like something I would do.

dj2013 6

Monday 13 June 2011 0:44

Stupid....

Zeb_McBride 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:09

how can I get ahold of you?

ashweezy1 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:46

why would you let someone do that to you and then call them your 'boyfriend'!?? that's smart!

tommyc17 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:48

you got to call the police and press charges !!!!!

NomNomMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 0:49

you snooze you lose

BrettJ 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:55

That seems like something I would do. 

MurphyS94 4

Monday 13 June 2011 3:59

You would steal a girl's virginity, laptop, food, and tv?

georggx 3

Monday 13 June 2011 1:14

better claim your virginity back en!

georggx 3

Monday 13 June 2011 1:14

better claim your virginity back en!

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