By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 187
You deserved it 7 675

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

stormer461 13

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.

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strawberrywine22 30

And that is a problem for you? He really does have a point...I mean, it IS true after all, it must be!

Good thing your both star wars fans. I mean he could be just a star wars fan and you just be a lord of the rings fan... That would be an never ending battle or him DC fan and you Marvel fan. So just be glad you both like the same thing.

You both had sex and then talked about something geeky that you are both interested. I think you have a pretty specail relationship, OP :)

It's possible that someone can be fans of both LOTR and Star Wars...rare, but it can happen. Like me.

There's only one Return, and it ain't "of the King." It's "of the Jedi.".

Oh boy, I did not mean to start a war between star wars and LOTR. I love LOTR for the fact(s) it was writing thru Tolkien entire life. There's so much to the LOTR that it almost does seem like England mythology. That's why he wrote all about middle earth was to finally create a mythology for England. Plus the fact that elvish and dwarven language you can actually learn and speak it. While there are so many more reason I love LOTR and all of Tolkiens books. I respect Star Wars, however I choose more swords and med evil compared to future stuff ( expect star trek and halo.) May both the King and Jedi return to peace from war. "May the light shine upon your faces and may the blessings of Elves, Men and the Free folk go with you." Master Elrond half Elven

RedPillSucks 31

I know lots of people that are both LotR and SW fans

#156 I never say they couldn't be. I was just give an example. However I know a lot of people as well and their either die hard LOTR and like star wars or die hard Star wars and like LOTR. Really never meet some who was die hard on both. I find if all else fails say BAZANGA!

Mortoli 30

Lotr??? You mean Star Trek right?

Mortoli 30

Agreed. Lol I like Star Wars Lotr and Star Trek terminator matrix and pirates of the ... I can't think on how to spell that ATM lol. Never seen battle star galactica but can't be that bad I liked the other battle star galactica show whatever it was called. Like a sequel or something lol. Started with a c I think

Mortoli 30

Caprica I think it was called I don't remember. Been a while.

Do you look like a Wookie down there, what brought this topic up in the first place op?

No her ****** sounds like Chewy yelling.

As they always say, sounds like a keeper.

They always say that, which is a problem, so stop saying it.

perdix 29

After sex, I'm ok with talking about any jibber-jabber you want. I just had sex!

amandajlucas2015 2

Exactly! Wut could there possibly be to complain about at that time? Just be glad he is still there and wanting to talk and didn't just jump up and runaway right after:)

And it felt so good! A woman let me put my--nevermind. ._.

AppallingRogue 2

And there's the lonely island reference I was looking for

SelenaMilkshake 17

I actually personally love talking about random stuff after moments like that, me and my boyfriend usually talk about video game plots or something

So, you had sex with you boyfriend, he stayed in bed with you after just to chat, and he told you about a star wars theory that made sense to you.....and this is a complaint? :) He stayed and Wanted to just Talk with you, Bonehead! He loves you, appreciate that!!! ;) Cheers!

Right. I'm not much of a Star Wars fan but this still sounds like a lovely day. As long as he didn't spout off theories about how Jar Jar was the nost intelligent being in the galaxy, I'd be content to lounge in bed talking with my sweetie.

Wait please explain in excruciating detail. I'm the biggest star wars fan EVER.