By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

stormer461 13

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.

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Chewie wasn't slumming. Han saved his life in-between episodes 3 and 4. Look it up. Chewbacca was honoring the Wookie life debt tradition and was as much Han's friend as he was his follower.

Eirena 5

There's nothing wrong here... In fact, you sound pretty lucky to have a guy who can engage with you about anything. And it's not like you were tuning him out - at least the topic seemed to pique your interest, too.

You've found a guy willing to discuss your interests with you for three hours. I want your life!

KingCeltic77 18

He could be one of the originals. I know Peincess Leia and Old Ben were originals with Star Killer, who was a Sith who sacrificed himself for the alliance. But Chewie was a personal friend to Yoda during the battle of Kashyyyk.

I'd be interested in hearing this theory! :)

How can you not recognize that sex + star wars = happiness ?