By definatelynotamurderer - 03/03/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
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starlandmarie 22

I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

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AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

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joljenni 6

Ahaha! Aww that sucks. And now you're the narcissistic murderer who likes reading about himself in the newspaper. Classic serial killer move. ;)

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wct1188 15

just quickly change the subject and avoid straight answers

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vlalam 24

atleast u r famous ;) just kidding, don't stress too much, u haven't done anything wrong and I keep hearing there are atleast 7 in world that look like us in the world.. all u gotta do now is to find the remaining 6. that should keep u busy for life.. u r welcome! hahaha

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Tander 16

Cause murderers wander free and have regular jobs?

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lucas5324 5

Why would they have thought it was you. What did they think you got out on good behavior.

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senor_octubre 24

Should've taken the opportunity to **** with overly curious people:)

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CoolCookie210 22

I fell like the fact that seven people used the word 'lad' in normal, everyday conversation is more interesting than the doppelgänger thing

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