Miscellaneous: Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

Comments

iiCreep 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:27

looking at all these comments about not knowing how to shave... You guys know about nair, right? And veet? ...And prefessional waxing? :l

nevershoutnever1_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:54

eww shave!!!

bree_91 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 12:54

Americans have like a phobia of hair. Grow up. I bet more than half the guys who tell girls to wax dont clean themselves up. And trimming only makes it more uncomfortable because it's prickly.

annalovescheese 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:17

lovely o_o LOL

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 19 May 2010 18:40

If it were only the Americans... It seems that almost everybody has a hairphobia nowadays. So sad, and it makes me angry. If you are a girl with armpit hair, you can't even just wear tops in summer, because everybody will look at you like you have a purple mustache. It should really be nice if people should grow up a little. Adult women have hair, so there's nothing wrong if a woman wants to keep that. Too bad society is against that. (for the record, I only have hair on my head, I have something against hair. But a friend of mine doesn't shave her (just a little trimming), because she finds herself more feminim with her hair, and doesn't want that childisch look. It's just sad that she gets so many negative comments. Although her boyfriend likes it)

PatrickGuy 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 18:07

eww

drummerelx 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 8:12

nnnnaaappppppyyyyy nappy nappy

mrstomkaulitz 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 7:29

ewwww shave ur pubes dude... that's just gross, YDI for not know how to groom yourself properly...

joeyrocks 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 20:30

if itcwas oricking out of ur bathing suit and he noticed u were prob wearing a light colored bathing suit cuz in black he wouldn't of noticed. if it was coming out the sides then u didnt take the proper time 2 shave it off. girl u should've looked in the mirror before u left.