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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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You deserved it 5 026

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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You deserved it 65 730

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 329

You deserved it 3 159

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 806

You deserved it 4 629

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 30 708

By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 093

By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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You deserved it 378

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 509

You deserved it 92 576

By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 193

You deserved it 58 430

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Friday 22 April 2016 12:19

I'd be more concerned for the people who got in the accident, lol.

andrmac 25

Friday 22 April 2016 12:15

Awkward silence...

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BuckNekkid 22

Friday 22 April 2016 18:29

Always always have an escape plan

Tyyeezyjr 13

Friday 22 April 2016 19:39

Why would you breakup in the car though? Do it at home or at a neutral location.

carly3526 16

Friday 22 April 2016 22:11

I have to know what happened

cantfixme36 28

Friday 22 April 2016 22:34

Never break up with someone while driving.... Never break up with someone in any situation where you can become trapped.

allforfun 23

Saturday 23 April 2016 1:34

Split up with a girl at an amusement park, had a two hour drive home in the most awkward silence. I feel your pain.

Epikosity 15

Saturday 23 April 2016 5:00

Hope you ended on a good note....

suznmar 16

Saturday 23 April 2016 5:26

This is why you drive separately to the break up venue

Junkie_Razor 20

Saturday 23 April 2016 14:21

Don't carpool to a break up.

Nieko 11

Sunday 24 April 2016 9:44

I was in the same jam. Lithuania right?

DonPandon 15

Sunday 24 April 2016 14:24

So, whoever was the passenger couldn't just walk away? I'm sure there are taxis / buses/ subways somewhere nearby...

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