Today, after a spat with my husband, I pointed out all the things... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By SomeLife - 30/10/2018 12:09

Today, after a spat with my husband, I pointed out all the things I have done for him including recently giving him the son he always wanted after I made it clear I didn’t want another child. Now he is accusing me of being a shitty mother for “regretting” our kids. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 52

You deserved it 20

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Leeono 26

Friday 2 November 2018 9:55

“You gave him a son”? You didn’t have a child together? You did it just for him and bring it up as a way to score points in an argument. He has a point.

Comments

Leeono 26

Friday 2 November 2018 9:55

“You gave him a son”? You didn’t have a child together? You did it just for him and bring it up as a way to score points in an argument. He has a point.

Keywords

Video games Annoying Gamers Abuse Relatable Birthday Social Media Scams Money Parents School Kids Education Public freakouts Health Grieving Mental health Music Geek Poopoo peepee Jewelry Awkward Transportation Bikes Cops Fight Family Customers Work Gross

The Top

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 940

You deserved it 46 020

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 260

You deserved it 14 934

The Top

Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 610

You deserved it 14 371

Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 521

You deserved it 1 497

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 739

You deserved it 7 611

Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 130

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 916

You deserved it 5 643

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 609

You deserved it 5 708