Love: Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my...

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 2 024

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 732

You deserved it 3 136

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 200

You deserved it 3 251

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 050

You deserved it 122

By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 225

You deserved it 3 975

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By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 90

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 926

You deserved it 7 006

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 663

You deserved it 27 715

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 439

You deserved it 5 240

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 457

You deserved it 28 225

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 532

You deserved it 217

jesterinperil 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:27

An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.

DappeRB 12

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:26

Sounds like you're better off without him.

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olpally 32

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:02

What a pussy way to break up... Using his mom? Seriously, what the ****? Be glad he's gone.

FitFriday 32

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:32

Well that's pathetic, FYL OP

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:37

I can undoubtedly say you are better off without him.

theplaguedkitten 5

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:38

weak...

alex_gen 38

Sunday 4 October 2015 8:44

Pretty sure his mother would be more disappointed in him than you, but congrats on leaving behind a baby. Don't worry, there's always someone out there for you!

moo77_fml 20

Sunday 4 October 2015 9:15

A typical momma's boy!!! You can do a whole load better .. Good luck with the future!!

anotherhuman 31

Sunday 4 October 2015 9:25

He doesn't sound like he's old enough to be 24. I hope you fond someone who's more mature OP. :3

figure_of_bleach 0

Sunday 4 October 2015 9:40

how pathetic **** his life... u dodged a bullet OP

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 4 October 2015 10:49

He has to be an eunuch...no question has no balls at all

speakfreely 21

Sunday 4 October 2015 12:16

Brings a whole new meaning to the term mommas boy

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