Kids and Health: Today, a teenage kid holding a cell phone ran up to me and kicked...

By Anonymous - 05/09/2017 17:15 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, a teenage kid holding a cell phone ran up to me and kicked me as hard as he could in the groin. After I fell to the ground in pain, I realized he was liveblogging the event and asking people to subscribe to his YouTube channel. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By Shotacon - 07/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Woodbury

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By ripmyphone - 13/01/2016 01:18 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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inappropes 31

Tuesday 5 September 2017 23:36

Find his account somehow and give it to the police. He filmed himself assaulting you.

jamielusions 19

Tuesday 5 September 2017 14:27

I would report his channel right away if I knew it.

Comments

BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Wednesday 6 September 2017 2:55

"Ha ha, yeah, you got me, and now you'll be arrested for assault"

Tony Friddle 11

Wednesday 6 September 2017 4:00

Sweet, video evidence for when you go to court over assault charges.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 6 September 2017 4:15

Congratulations. He just filmed himself breaking the law. Definitely report it.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 6 September 2017 4:22

It's all been said here, report his ass to the police and press charges against him.

beybmoo 15

Wednesday 6 September 2017 7:01

1) Find his channel 2) Show video (evidence) to police

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 September 2017 10:33

I probably would have snatched his phone and throne it as far as I could into either a road or a body of water. Which admittedly isn't the best option. If I couldn't do that, I snatch his phone and delete his YouTube channel, and any other social media accounts he had.

KingAdrock 16

Wednesday 6 September 2017 22:34

File assault charges and then sue for damages. You'll certainly win and likely get a HUGE payout since this was not only done maliciously but FOR PROFIT.