Work: Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I... - FML

By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

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NotGabe 28

Tuesday 3 September 2013 1:53

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.

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RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 3 September 2013 4:50

^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!

NoNamesFree 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:06

I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!

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JoeyJaws68 18

Sunday 1 September 2013 20:44

How is a customer asking where your nipples are common?

Selkhe 10

Sunday 1 September 2013 20:50

Probably in reference to the ones they use for baby bottles and stuff.

JoeyJaws68 18

Monday 2 September 2013 7:32

Oh, when they say your nipples, they mean the stores nipples not op's nipples. Got it, thanks a lot.

thestoryofmylyf 20

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:08

Tht is way too funny

amiewithaj 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:28

I work for the company too, people don't grope us in this store haha FYL

Steffi 26

Sunday 1 September 2013 22:21

Where are you nipples OP?

snazzily 2

Sunday 1 September 2013 22:31

I'm so going to do this

Love_is_no_joke 6

Sunday 1 September 2013 22:53

Hahahahahahaha. Omg.

KayleighS14 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:14

Ouch. That hurts just to think about it.

alison98hp 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:22

Is op male or female?

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 2 September 2013 23:39

Good question actually.

kaitieloo 22

Tuesday 3 September 2013 8:16

Male. Not that it should really matter.

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 2 September 2013 1:19

Pretty sure that's harassment, you shouldn't just stand there and take it.

wobbley 9

Monday 2 September 2013 1:47

I would hate for that to happen. get the person banned from the store

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