Love: Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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steelersfan78 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:01

This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?

schwancy 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:11

Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!

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bfsd42 20

Tuesday 19 October 2010 21:26

op is a stupid money hungry *****. The dude pulled off an awesome chat up line especially since he doesn't have an iPhone. Ip, u r lame. Sent from my iPhone.

Hughmadd 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:10

So...you didn't give a guy your number, not because of him, or his looks, but because he was going to write said number on a cereal box rather than a phone...? You're either a gold digger, or mentally disturbed. What a stupid FML.

cul8r 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 0:36

Obviously, to the vast majority here it's more important to have a real iPhone than to have the guts to try to get an attractive woman's attention no matter what. Shame on you all.

caitlin21holly 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:13

wow he was trying to impress u but obviously got nervous and pulled out a different thing give him a break

green2go 14

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:24

he was trying to be funny u should give him a break

JaxonBeMe 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:34

What the hells wrong with you? perhaps he was just trying to be funny, and apparently you didn't get it. Shame on you..

Susanbelle12 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:31

Lmao you should have done it, that's cute :P

Magick 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:05

Well I say go to hell yu effin goldigger!!!

Samyy27 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:13

what a dumbass!!

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:59

I don't get it? Is OP saying the guy had a box that he tried to make look like an iPhone?? no need to insult me, I'm much older than most of you and I just don't get this one! thanks