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By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Marco - 01/04/2013 21:00 - United States

Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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Social distancing is a thing

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 19:58 - Germany

Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 07:58 - United States - Redmond

Today, my girlfriend, who live 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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danceinconverse 25

Sunday 29 November 2015 17:01

At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 29 November 2015 17:07

They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(

Comments

caspertink 17

Monday 30 November 2015 6:24

That's where you go ahead and buy latex free so that you're prepared for next time.

C00kiesNcream 24

Monday 30 November 2015 7:35

Honestly, you'll find a better way to lose your virginity and not with just a one night stand. Sex is better when you're emotionally attached to someone, especially when it's your first time! Hold in there :)

protoskore 27

Monday 30 November 2015 7:53

Time to give the gay lifestyle a try. Lots of boys won't say no to a bit of fun late at night no matter what it's wrapped in. (I'm fully aware being gay isn't a lifestyle or a choice. just making a funny argument. laughing at myself you might say)

CosmicGenius 10

Monday 30 November 2015 8:04

Should have made another store run.

1known_fml 8

Monday 30 November 2015 10:00

You could have done other things... Use your hands, tongues or whatever!

Matteo_G 16

Monday 30 November 2015 11:48

she should have told you, what an idiot...

Dean__Winchester 16

Monday 30 November 2015 13:21

Look on the bright side, you probably dodged a bullet and she has some STD or something. All honesty, when she said that she was allergic I was all "Oh shit, this is just like another FML where she's all "BE MY BABY DADDY!" sort of thing."

lilycups 11

Monday 30 November 2015 18:05

Honestly if you cared enough you would have asked if she had any preferences or needs condom-wise. YDI.

Lyriya 15

Monday 30 November 2015 19:28

Sounds like some kind of dare she had to do.

shortcake18 15

Tuesday 1 December 2015 2:15

I'm sorry you feel down op but I think that it is great that you haven't had sex yet. You can save it for someone you really love or do it on your wedding night when it is really special.